Alright so. Guess what? IM DEAD!
I know right? Me. Claudius. Dead.
Well I'll tell you what happened. Everything that I had planned backfired on me. Everything. The poisioned wine? Gertrude drank it and Hamlet forced me to drink it. The poisioned foil? Hamlet used it to kill Laertes and me before he died. Everything that could go wrong, went wrong. The only one left standing was Horatio, and he almost killed himself too! Wow. What a night. You should have been there.
Oh but something good came out of this night. Guess who I met in Hell? POLONIUS!! I know amazing right? We're still tight to this day. And we're going to be raising hell in Hell!
So for the last time ever,
Deuces Blog!
I know right? Me. Claudius. Dead.
Well I'll tell you what happened. Everything that I had planned backfired on me. Everything. The poisioned wine? Gertrude drank it and Hamlet forced me to drink it. The poisioned foil? Hamlet used it to kill Laertes and me before he died. Everything that could go wrong, went wrong. The only one left standing was Horatio, and he almost killed himself too! Wow. What a night. You should have been there.
Oh but something good came out of this night. Guess who I met in Hell? POLONIUS!! I know amazing right? We're still tight to this day. And we're going to be raising hell in Hell!
So for the last time ever,
Deuces Blog!
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