Dear Blog,
Recently Hamlet has been loosin his mind. So, I brought his child hood bro's, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, over to see if they can get anything out of Hamlet. Hamlet is very fond of the two men and hopefully I can find out whats goin on. Gertrude thinks that it the fact that his father "died" and that me and her hooked up so quickly after. But I dunno.
Hold up blog, my bro Polonius has just showed up. I'll brb. AFK for like 5 min.
Yeah ok im back. Anyway, Polonius told me that the ambassador from Norway that I sent had returned. Voltemand told me that young Fortinbras had prepared for war against not Poland, but ME. ME. Well I'll tell you something, I won't take this laying down. Whoa there. Im getting too hot. I need to calm down. Breath in, breath out. Ok. Im good now. Anyway, Voletmand continued to say that Old Fortinbras had ordered young Fortinbras's arrest, and Fortinbras swore to never treaten Denmark again.
After this, Polonius tells me that he too suspects Hamlet to be crazy, and he says he knows why. Love. Love for his daughter Ophelia. So heres what we're going to do. We're going to have a watchout for Hamlet, and use Ophelia as bait. If he seems to love her, then he is just love sick. If not, he's going crazy. We are going to do this very soon. So keep your eyes open. Anyway, im out blog.
Deuces.
Recently Hamlet has been loosin his mind. So, I brought his child hood bro's, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, over to see if they can get anything out of Hamlet. Hamlet is very fond of the two men and hopefully I can find out whats goin on. Gertrude thinks that it the fact that his father "died" and that me and her hooked up so quickly after. But I dunno.
Hold up blog, my bro Polonius has just showed up. I'll brb. AFK for like 5 min.
Yeah ok im back. Anyway, Polonius told me that the ambassador from Norway that I sent had returned. Voltemand told me that young Fortinbras had prepared for war against not Poland, but ME. ME. Well I'll tell you something, I won't take this laying down. Whoa there. Im getting too hot. I need to calm down. Breath in, breath out. Ok. Im good now. Anyway, Voletmand continued to say that Old Fortinbras had ordered young Fortinbras's arrest, and Fortinbras swore to never treaten Denmark again.
After this, Polonius tells me that he too suspects Hamlet to be crazy, and he says he knows why. Love. Love for his daughter Ophelia. So heres what we're going to do. We're going to have a watchout for Hamlet, and use Ophelia as bait. If he seems to love her, then he is just love sick. If not, he's going crazy. We are going to do this very soon. So keep your eyes open. Anyway, im out blog.
Deuces.
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