HAMLET!

THAT MAN! HE KILLED POLONIUS! MY MAIN MAN POLONIUS! DAMN HIM! We were so tight! We were two wild and crazy guys! I knew something was up when Gertrude came out of her room panting. So I asked "Whats wrong babe?" And she told me everything. She told me how Hamlet is crazy, and how he thought he heard a rat and stabbed the curtains with out looking. Turns out Polonius was back there. Well this is it. This is the last straw. I am fed up with dealing with his craziness and I'm shipping him off to England. They can deal with him there. He is ruining everything I have worked for, and I cant let him continue to do this. So when the sun sets, it's off to England. I've sent his friends Rozencrantz and Guildenstern to get him ready. He is gone this time. For real.

Deuces blog.